Archive for May, 2009

Buñuel on Criterion: The Exterminating Angel, Simon of the Desert (1962, 1965)

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

el20angel20exterminadorOne of my several regrets of current cinema is the tunnel vision of most young filmmakers, who are too preoccupied with emulating the most visually, immediately obvious great directors; the directors who have a clear, applause-ready style. There are plenty of Scorsese and Kubrick disciples, but where are the wannabe Lubitschs, or Sturges(s), or Renoirs, or Ashbys, or Altmans? Where are the new directors who’re willing to put the movie entirely first, at the risk of delayed gratification, of not having their poster grace college dorms across the country?

Luis Buñuel, while infamous and legendary for images such as the sliced eye in Un chien andalou, or the opening fantasy of Belle de jour, or the general disdain for social contrivances that governs his work, is another filmmaker who seems to be unfortunately under-acknowledged by the new generation. Buñuel is subtler than a greatest hits reel of his filmography might imply – his sure, unfussy command of surface craft seduces you, lulls you, before gently sliding in with a pin prick of a black joke that pops a convention before swiftly/gracefully moving on to another pressure point. I went through a great deal of Buñuel in college, but The Exterminating Angel and Simon of the Desert, for some reason, had always eluded me. Naturally, Criterion comes to the rescue again.

Now that both have been in the social consciousness for years, The Exterminating Angel plays, as many have written, as a companion piece to The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie. Bourgeoisie followed a group of bored, rich socialites as they pursue a meal that, for increasingly desperate reasons, never materializes. I have read that Bourgeoisie is Buñuel having fun, but Buñuel, even at his most critical, usually seemed to be having some sort of fun – the merge of the despairing macabre and the outraged with his dry cocktail hour wit is one of the many reasons why his work is so hard to shake. A constant trick of the war movie, or the cops-n-robbers movie, is to have a character, either supporting or principle-in-need-of-redemption, blithely, numbly comment on an appallingly gory casualty (normally as we gaze upon said casualty). Buñuel’s seemingly offhand mastery has the same effect – he shocks you with a casual outrageousness.

Buñuel is too much of an artist to editorialize; his characters are allowed to be recognizably human: we can share in, and relate to, their immediate pleasures without a built-in reaction, and still be repelled by them in equal measure. The Exterminating Angel, however, takes Buñuel closer than usual to characters-in-service-of-a-preordained-thesis, though that may be unavoidable given the premise: a traditionally privileged-vapid collection of largely middle-aged something’s struggle to escape a dinner gathering that never properly reaches its conclusion (the dinner-goers, after a strange repetition, suffer a kind of spiritual paralysis, unable to move on from a room in the host’s home to whatever socially sanctified inanity that may follow). The dinner party is trapped, for days ongoing, reduced to hunting animals that occasionally pass by (the most haunting image) and to stealing away in corners for private bits of romantic business. The Exterminating Angel is bleaker than most Buñuel pictures I’ve seen, because the usual pleasures that damn the characters this time exist on the periphery; we see only the torment, the end to their means, we are trapped.

And that confinement, intentionally, strangles the film. The Exterminating Angel is essentially a one-joke movie, a good joke, but a joke that, particularly if you’re familiar with the director, carries less surprise. The characters are largely interchangeable (again intentionally) and we’re left waiting for some variation of the inevitable to eventually happen. The Exterminating Angel is powerful, on the most primal level it recalls that self-loathing we feel when we’ve over-stayed our welcome somewhere and drank and eaten too much; it connects to that sensation, the morning after, of a cosmic imprisonment and pointlessness. But Buñuel, to court ingratitude, and to risk damning the picture with the faint praise that it’s only a good movie, took this material further both earlier and later in his career. The Exterminating Angel blows its poker face, is clearly angry, and that anger clouds that contradictory benign/sideways-disgust that is so unnerving in Buñuel’s best films.

Simon of the Desert, released three years later in 1965, (right before Belle de jour, another masterpiece) as part of an anthology that never gelled, is one of those best films. The picture, just 42 minutes, concerns the plights of Simon (Claudio Brook, also of Angel), a fifth century man who climbs a pillar in the middle of the desert to atone for sins never specified, to become closer to God. Naturally to Buñuel, Simon attracts everyone except the Man Upstairs: common and religious folk and Satan, who takes personal offense to Simon’s seemingly hypocrisy-free intentions. Satan, played by Silvia Pinal (from Angel and Viridiana) in the manner of vain, proud acclaimed-European-director-arm-candy, attempts to lure Simon from his perch with promises of school girls and, more tempting, of Christ’s approval. Simon, whose vanity is his desperation for purity (a nice touch: unsatisfied with starvation – he begins standing on one leg), battles Satan while bestowing the townspeople with miracles they value as little more than circus acts. A man has hands restored to him and walks away ungrateful, unrelieved, striking his little girl. Simon of the Desert has an incidental feeling of futility that’s lighter and more awful than The Exterminating Angel; Buñuel reduces the classic battle of good and evil to farce, to kids playing in the backyard. The much discussed finale, finding Simon whisked off with Satan to a contemporary New York disco, transformed as a hipster bohemian, drinking and watching the girls dance – defeated, aloof, deflated; completes this view. Some have taken this ending has a throwing up of hands on the part of Buñuel, after money limitations blocked another ending, but this conclusion is one of the filmmaker’s most damning correlations: religion is as casually discarded as anything else, a sign of the times, as feeble a form of soul-medication as anything likely to occur to the young things shimmying on the dance floor. In these moments, Buñuel, one of the greatest filmmakers, achieves true terror-comedy.

Coraline (2009)

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

coralineposterI have known people who have objected to stop-motion animation, and while they couldn’t quite articulate what it was that they didn’t respond to, I think I have a guess: stop-motion has a distancing effect – it plays as a creepy mutant offspring of traditional live action and traditional animation; it has a not-entirely-tangible trapped quality, an impression of the characters being strangled by a dimension that doesn’t quite make sense. Stop-motion is a bit like those haunted house stories with the houses with geometrically impossible angles. (Probably why Charlie Kaufman made his Being John Malkovich hero a puppeteer.)

Henry Selick, the talented director of Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas, James and the Giant Peach, Monekeybone, and now Coraline, understands that unbalancing effect more than most. The Nightmare Before Christmas is visually stunning, but over-praised, its a half-joke movie with a half-joke that isn’t all that funny, and it feels twice as long as its seventy-odd minutes. James and the Giant Peach was uneven, but its one of the few live-action/animation hybrids that was more than just a stunt – the contrast had an eerie, personal, dislocation – it dramatized the dueling worlds of a miserable boy with more subtlety than is usually acknowledged.

And Coraline continues on from there. Taken by Selick (who also wrote the script) from the short book by Neil Gaiman, Coraline elevates the subtext of most children’s stories – the journey as attempted escape from the perceived black world to the perceived white, only to find that both are gray (the opening step to adulthood) – to text. It is one of the most beautiful animated films of any kind I can remember seeing, with the deliberate artifice (the jerky movements, the mannequin shaped characters) of stop-motion shaking things up, this clearly isn’t the ideal, amazing world of Pixar – the artifice here has a jagged current of emotion – of the repressed panic of discovering that your parents are fallible. The story is traditional to most children’s books and movies, but the execution is just faintly off.

Coraline, voiced by Dakota Fanning in the most measured, human work I’ve seen from her, is a little girl, constantly mistaken as Caroline, who has recently moved into an old house with a mysterious history, and creepy/cloying neighbors, most notably a boy named Wybie (Robert Bailey, Jr.), who wears a bizarre multi-functional mask and takes to following Coraline around. Her parents, horticultural writers, (Teri Hatcher, John Hodgman) are busy and aloof – and Gaiman and Selick’s depiction of them again distinguishes their approach to the picture: Coraline’s parents aren’t traditionally loopy, lovably not-there children’s movie parents; they’re self-entitled and unappealingly drawn (literally and figuratively). We could assume the picture is painting them out of Coraline’s wounded impression except that they aren’t biased and flat – we see glimmers of attempts of understanding, we see their pressure and their tunnel vision, and we sympathize despite how clear it is that they’re letting this intelligent, gifted girl float out to sea. Selick’s picture encourages metaphors for virtually any fear that a family harbors: particularly of losing a child, whether it be to running away or kidnap or abuse, or in the sort of casual miscommunication that can suddenly turn to heartbreak.

Selick establishes the dynamics between Coraline and her parents quickly, and with restraint – by minute ten or so we’re ready to accept that the girl, like many, might find an alternative existence relieving. That desire leads to the discovery of a small door in the bedroom that leads to…the living room of Coraline’s house, only this house is v.2, operating under the management of her “other” parents – parents who, with the exception of ghastly buttons for eyes, look the same only better, sound the same only nicer. This is a primal, blunt, proposition; many films have warned against wishing for something other than what you’re given, and to appreciate your lot, imperfections and all (some stories having a disturbing tendency to mistake maturity for blind obedience) but Gaiman and Selick reveal Coraline’s parallel possibility as a world literally folded within her current one, beckoning, waiting – its rare that I encounter a children’s picture that recalls David Lynch and Hellraiser.

My only issue with Coraline is that the identity of the “other” parents is exactly what you’d expect, leading to a third act that’s squishy and suspenseful but predictable to anyone who’s read or seen anything. The “other” parents are despicable, their unconditional love a demand for indentured affection (though this correlation is in, itself, more mature than most movies), making Coraline’s choice easy – it lets her, and us, off the hook. Gaiman, perhaps wanting to ensure that children would embrace his story, and intuit his curiosities rather than openly grapple with them, has shortchanged the power of his notion of a child offered an escape within her own home, a life away right here – an astute parable of disconnection as well as a challenge of what specifically creates and nourishes love (could the monsters have kept her is they weren’t so openly greedy?). It is a credit to Selick that even the obligatory scenes feel loaded, he doesn’t feed us sugar or pump the pathos up in that Spielberg reunion way. Yes, things are fine at the end, for the moment, but the temptations and doubts always linger. The monsters don’t die.

Terminator Salvation (2009)

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

terminator-salvation-flash-posterWith Hollywood’s efforts to spin a new trilogy from every superficial McGuffin from every commercially successful fantasy from the 1970s-1980s continuing without apparent flag, we now have Terminator Salvation, the fourth picture in the series, directed by McG, who, believe it or not, displayed some talent once upon a time, with the (of course) remake-update of Charlie’s Angels. (I see an apocalypse too – a pop movie ruin – a greasy plane of remakes of reinterpretations of re-imaginings, a matrix in which a film based on the search for a Goonie’s second cousin’s ex-wife’s wristwatch is not beyond consideration.) TS is about seven things, none having shit-from-shinola to do with one shrewdly made genre picture from two and half decades prior: a. money, b. every sci-fi action movie of the last ten years (with War of the Worlds and The Matrix predominating), c. money, d. ego, e. flop sweat, f. WWII and Vietnam movies and g. money.

The Terminator told us that an apocalypse was coming, that it couldn’t be stopped, but that there was some hope in heroism and human decency. T2: Judgment Day told us that the apocalypse could be stopped, and that there was hope in heroism and human decency, as illustrated by a terminator becoming a real boy. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, told us, no, actually, the machine war (aka the apocalypse) unfortunately couldn’t, for real, no shit, be stopped; and this picture, for novelty, provided hard proof (the redeeming human comfort in this one being that a terminator, before killing you, could possibly fulfill some latent S&M impulses). The Terminator is a lean and convincing horror show, with time travel as nothing but an inciting incident (it’s a chase picture, with the villain’s invincibility being the half-way mark twist: its Duel with Schwarzenegger, the egomaniac from Pumping Iron, as the truck), and while 2 and 3 are ridiculous to increasing extremes (even at 11, I couldn’t get beyond why the evil robots would go back in time to a point where the characters were actively prepared for them) they at least, in greedy cynical terms, formed a (very) roughly coherent trilogy: we tried to prevent the machines from usurping and we lost.

Salvation resembles a Sci-Fi channel original end of the world movie, with characters wandering around endlessly in the dust, trading alternately boring/ridiculous quips about said end of the world, telling us things we already gathered for ourselves from the sad sets. The robots of Salvation: the pre-Arnold T-600s, are strangely appropriate: run-down, looking oddly like gypsies from an aborted amusement park, they embody what the picture is: a movie equivalent of returning to a beloved childhood place only to find it condemned. McG, playful in Charlie’s Angels, is self-conscious and lifeless here, determined, as his laughable interviews reflect, to inject some dignity into a series that should’ve never been. Terminator Salvation is uncomfortably goofy and deadly serious: mixing the now de rigueur holocaust/9/11 imagery with strained winks at the past pictures.

The most disturbing part of the picture, and the only reason it’s worth writing about at all, is that star Christian Bale has finally breached the border into the land of unintentional self-parody. Croaking his lines, emaciating his body, working his face up to extreme constipation, Bale is clearly so determined to be great and principled, that he probably forgot along the way which tortured character he was even supposed to be playing. Let me be the one to remind him: intense, talented, self-serious actor adrift in one paycheck picture after another.

The Hit (1984)

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

the-hitThe tension of The Hit, recently on DVD via Criterion, is in trying to anticipate how much of it will move according to genre. The picture, directed by the pretty great Stephen Frears (who would later go on to do Dangerous Liaisons, The Grifters and High Fidelity, among others) is a hit-man/hostage road-trip movie across the Spanish country-side. Frears lingers on the landscapes, in long, confident, master-shots, for the aesthetic pleasure of it and to underline the life that the characters soon-to-die are trying to cling to; the soon-to-die: Willie (Terence Stamp) a stool-pigeon from the prior decade, and Maggie (Laura Del Sol), a curvy-hot young local in the-wrong-place-at-the-wrong-time, almost represent a group-therapy session with some variation of the fear of death being the topic of discussion. Willie is calm, sage acceptance, preaching cycles of inevitability and peace with transformation; while Maggie is poignantly hot and hungry – she crawls, claws, bites and scrapes – she refuses to play the casualty.

The killers, another pair, are a more typical old-young contrast: the thin-mysterious gargoyle of few words, currently calling himself Braddock (John Hurt), who makes the sunglasses, not the most original signifier of detached-cool, dangerous again; and Myron (Tim Roth), the requisite young hot-head who shoots his mouth off and secretly sympathizes with his hostages. The joke and the ambiguity of The Hit, and its a strong joke, is that Willie is so self-peace accepting he becomes a conspirator in his own eventual murder – he’s feasted, tanned, and read, enjoying the spoils of his betrayal, for the last ten years and is now ready to atone – to purify (there’s a deliberate, playful, incredible, Christ image between Willie and Braddock near a waterfall). Willie proves to be more useful to Braddock in his own prospective death than Myron – and that contradiction, paired with that traditional ol’ Euro-crime ennui that’s been clearly blossoming in the killer for the last two or three hundred years (Hurt is, as always, compelling because he can be simultaneously decrepit, sexy, spry and lethal) complicates things for Braddock – Willie gives his current assignment a grace that he probably thought to be non-existent. That is, until that grace reveals itself to be, much simpler, denial. The final scene between Willie and Braddock, in which they mutually disappoint one another, is original and unnerving – I can’t think of a moment in a movie quite like it – and it cements in Braddock the inhumanity that had been threatening to crumble throughout the picture.

It tells you something about The Hit that the killer is the most vivid character in the movie without resorting to genre-art cool aloof. Braddock is spiritually removed, but that’s a self-fraud on par with Willie’s, and Hurt tips us off to that without compromising his character’s cocoon – most of his dialogue is clipped barks and demands, and his eyes are almost always hidden behind those shades. Willie is one of Stamp’s strongest performances, he’s an indulgent man, a self-server, who tries a role beyond self that almost, but can’t quite, fit. Maggie isn’t a stereotypical victim, she, particularly in another amazing moment where she bites into Braddock’s hand, is the life-force of the movie, the least advantaged, the most practical, the most wired to survive as an animal instinct above all indulgent deception. Roth is the most thankless character – he behaves most strictly according to the rules of this type of picture, but even he has a moment in a bar that’s telling – an opportunity to prove his bravado without actually proving anything.

The Hit is a picture in which the fear of death, of facing that potential instant-nothing, is given a fuller due without compromising the pleasures the genre promises. The pace is measured – fast without us feeling pushed out the door – we can feel and taste and savor the atmosphere and characters that have contradictions that are closer than usual to human. The ending has a “that’s-it” despair that’s earned. Frears, in general, has an exhilarating, imaginative generosity – his characters never quite seem to behave as they (or we) expect.

Wendy and Lucy (2008)

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

wendy-and-lucy-still-01-433_previewMany casual movie people have grown to distrust the relationship between the studio and art movie. The studio movies are traditionally group-thought asinine and the art pictures are austere and miserable to the point of courting unintentional laughter. These people, the people who aren’t devoted enough to see most every movie and occasionally blog about them, can’t turn to the critics, because they too often fall for fashionable unpleasantness like Frozen River. The unfortunate consequence is that audiences turn away from all movies that aren’t marketed to them furiously, and the critics usually, even when promoting the right picture, don’t bother to engage the general public in language that might persuade them to take a chance on something of lower exposure – they are too busy competing in egotistical contests with one another for most knowing reference to obscure filmmaker or most quotable passage for the DVD cover. A recent casualty of this distrust is Wendy and Lucy, the celebrated picture from last year about a homeless young woman (Michelle Williams) trying to find her way to work in Alaska with her dog. Wendy and Lucy, co-written and directed by Kelly Reichardt, is a movie that, judged by its cover, looks like just another star-vanity vehicle exploring the plights of the down trodden. Williams’ Wendy would certainly qualify as down trodden, but Reichardt isn’t interested in condescending pity or artistic reputation-tending. Reichardt’s picture is close to something I read in a Paul Thomas Anderson interview once, in which he said he’d like to make a picture about someone looking for their keys, and what that would come to reveal. Wendy and Lucy is about Wendy looking for Lucy, and her 76 minute search comes, without obvious perspiration, to mean something more, though the beauty of the film is that that quest, in itself, is understood to be enough.

The search-that-means-all could be, and has been, tedious, but Reichardt’s approach is unexpected and welcome. Wendy and Lucy allows little bits of goodness that can occasionally glimmer among the cracks of the taken-for-granted melancholy of a deserted small town. Most of the people are out of work, and the employed appear to be blessed with redundant, mind-numbing tasks, but they are still human. Reichardt resists casual, easy points on small-town small-mindedness; even an early encounter, which sets the picture in motion, has haunting threads that refuse comfortable reaction. A grocery store attendant turns Wendy in to the supervisor for shoplifting (food, for herself and her dog) and we’re primed by other movies to expect the usual authority-bashing; but, we’re allowed to see that the supervisor doesn’t want to prosecute Wendy, and that the actions he takes are out of back-against-the-wall self-preservation, forced by a kid too wet to understand how much damage he’s doing. In another scene, we’re set up to see Will Patton as the usual slop-chewing blowhard mechanic, chomping at the bit to rip-off the clearly disadvantaged Wendy – except that doesn’t happen either – he spares her – of expense of money and dignity.

And Reichardt spares Wendy her dignity as well – she doesn’t push points as a mainstream filmmaker would, and she doesn’t push not pushing her points as an “art” filmmaker would. (You may be half-into the picture before you realize how many of the compositions stress the buildings’ dwarfing of the humans, as well as the steady, rapier sharpness of the cutting from one image to another.) Wendy and Lucy is deceptively simple, taken literally, it’s a wallop – compassionate, disciplined, full. Taken as something more, as a wail at the tunnel-vision, at the casual rules-over-anything-else inhumanity that can possess us in our not-quite-clear need to contribute to “society”, (and the conflicting beautiful-awful blooms that that self-restriction inadvertently fertilizes) the picture has an allegorical power – it’s an almost fairy tale that promotes empathy in place of obedience.

About six years ago, the summer after graduating from college, I spent most every morning getting up at ten, hung-over, making an omelet, and watching two back-to-back in sequence episodes of Dawson’s Creek. I’m not sure why, I didn’t particularly care for the show, but the repetition of the ritual was soothing, and by the end of the summer I had watched most of the series and was convinced of two things: that I needed a job and that Michelle Williams was a good actress playing with a group of other personalities of varying appeal. Even then, Williams had a startling lack of defense, posturing and tricks as a performer; playing the show’s rigid definition of a “troubled girl”, she was the only one who transcended the harmless soap opera to arrive at something that was felt. Williams’ stories were as old-hat as anyone else’s, but she made them vivid, achy, without looking foolish.

Williams has been memorable despite the odds in a number of film roles since, especially in The Baxter, and as “wife” in Brokeback Mountain, but Wendy is the first role of hers that I’ve seen that brings her into full bloom, ironic considering that Wendy requires Williams, on the surface, to retreat more than any prior role. Wendy, on paper, is an opportunity for an enterprising actress, concerned about the dwarfing of her talent by her beauty, to make a show of how miserable, beaten, raped, closed-off and homely she can be. (Let’s call this the Nicole Kidman-Julianne Moore-Charlize Theron-Jennifer Connelly-Naomi Watts syndrome.) Williams is thinner than usual, and dressed in the sort of worn, of-maximum-practical-use fashion that we associate with the homeless, but she never stresses those qualities, there’s not a scene here that could be picked for a traditional Oscar clip. We notice Wendy ourselves without Williams noticing for us – we register the girl’s fragility instinctively, and we become protective of her. Williams and Reichardt give the character a strength – an un-pitying will to move from one thing to another and to live – that makes her unforgettable and beautiful. And Williams doesn’t let the presence of the dog achieve her drama for her – it is clear to us that their relationship has the deep, reciprocal, not-quite-tangible current that a person can find with an animal, especially a person of great loneliness and need.

Because of these qualities, and probably because of other things more personal and less explicit, Wendy and Lucy hit me as squarely on the head emotionally as any recent film since Rachel Getting Married last fall. Wendy and Lucy isn’t a picture that tries to outsmart or out “art” you; don’t think, because of its limited release, of this picture as “work”. Discard the preconceptions that keep most people from most movies not playing on four screens in a single multiplex – Wendy and Lucy is primal and urgent – haunting – you won’t forget it.

Star Trek (2009)

Monday, May 11th, 2009

star_trek_2009_poster_1J.J. Abrams, the director of Star Trek ‘09, is the TV wunderkind who created or co-created Felicity, Alias, Fringe, and, of course, Lost -that immensely popular monument to plot-for-plot’s-sake at the expense of anything that might accidentally come to resemble a point. Abrams is inescapably a TV man, he thinks in TV aspect ratios (though, with everyone seemingly owning a home theatre these days, that comfy definition is shifting) and he never establishes a simple story point visually when it can land even faster verbally. Abrams’ action – he also directed the TV-to-movie franchise installment Mission: Impossible III – is economic, shrewdly paced, and typically lacking in clarity and poetry; he’s what critics (or King himself, I forget) used to so famously enjoy calling Stephen King – a Big Mac and fries of entertainment. TV suits Abrams – he can throw another gimmick at you just as the prior one fades into commercial oblivion.

At movies Abrams is – passable. I enjoyed M: I III, I think, and I had a good time at Star Trek, which is more explosions-laughs-every-character-beat-on-three-act-demand hurly-burly. The critics have written love letters, and casual paying audiences are probably going to eat it up too, and its not hard to see why – Abrams’ work has another quality, probably the key to his success – a seemingly total lack of calculation or self-consciousness. A Trek-90210 (complete with Kirk eyeing a panty-clad Uhura, after making it with her green-girl dorm-mate), with shades of Smallville and Batman Begins (the reboot is the new remake or prequel, and a commercially ideal merge of the two), is nothing but calculation, but Abrams has a geek boy’s glee, he speeds through scenes (impersonally) because he can’t wait to get to the next death-defying feat or in-joke or bit of comic head wringing. The how-to Script gurus must love Abrams – he’s a full-package behind-the-scenes David Koepp, a model of plot efficiency. But you don’t sense Abrams counting the pages to 120 as you do with Koepp’s work-for-hire, you feel a full-on yippee sugar rush.

Besides the impersonality, which hurts, and the feel of the obligatory that’s inevitable with a flashback-installment, the new Trek has a plot-guy director without a plot. There’s a bit of time-bending business that allows the existence of the Shatner movies and eases Nimoy (who walks away with the picture) into a supporting role, and there’s a peeved Romulan (poor Eric Bana – boring again) with a motivation that isn’t substantial enough for a Lost pre-credit teaser. This Trek is an origin movie, a character-oriented movie, a (as another critic wrote) how-we-got-the-band together story that happens to be set partially in space. This Trek is, again like Batman Begins or new James Bond, a full running-time extension of the conceit of the opening, and forced, sequence in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. How do we explain Kirk’s hot headedness? With a Tom Cruise arc! How do we explain Kirk’s tension with Uhura? With a drunken come-on! How do we get the cool Spock/hot Kirk conflict to immediate simmer? We over-explain Spock’s Vulcan/human contradiction, a tantalizing ambiguity in the show and good movies, for the better part of half the picture!

But Abrams also has an eye and ear for casting group dynamics – Lost works, such as it does, because of its charismatic eccentric/sexy mixture of newcomers and character actors, and the new Trek has a similarly appealing vibe. Abrams knows how to fit actors together into a surrogate family – their banter has a transporting affection, which is why the youth angle proves to be so much more durable than anyone was probably expecting or hoping (this surprise is the source of the acclaim). Chris Pine, with the exception of a funny in-joke early on, wisely avoids a Shatner impersonation/parody – he’s a distinctly new generation breed of self-entitled cocksure hunk, and he already understands what he needs to withhold to get you to come to him. Zachary Quinto is a softer, more obvious Spock, but he banters well with Pine, and his eager-to-please urgency movingly reflects the entire picture’s longing for the past show. Zoe Saldana is a wow Uhura – quick, sexy, underutilized, and she’s been modernized in a fashion that raises curiosity for future installments. The rest of the crew – Karl Urban’s McCoy, Anton Yelchin’s Chekov, Simon Pegg’s Scotty, are vague, loving caricatures, here for reverence and future movies, but essentially hung out to dry this time. John Cho’s Sulu appears to be an entirely different creation, but the creators at least have the good manners to give him a pretty cool space-samurai sword.

What is Star Trek lacking? The picture, like most of Abrams’ work, has no urgency, necessity – a feeling of something at stake, as opposed to cob webs being batted out of the attic. There’s nothing in this new Trek that rivals the electric-ham conviction of The Wrath of Khan or even The Undiscovered Country, there’s nothing here that approximates the occasional grandeur of the otherwise-draggy The Motion Picture. And this Trek can’t compare to one of the authentic pop-classics of the 1990s – Galaxy Quest. Galaxy Quest an, on paper, parody of the kind of ravenous fan devotion that Star Trek and old Battlestar Galactica cast members have been ducking for years, turned out to be more, particularly in its best scene: a second-rate Spock (Alan Rickman), bitter and soul-sick resentful of his “live long and prosper” cash-in catch phrase, finds a surprising pulp redemption at the feet of the death of an admirer – chanting his faux-revenge cry, which has now become the real-thing, Rickman faces and accepts the responsibilities of the accidental legend – the parody gives way to the authentic while retaining the spark of both. Hearing his once-shtick, which, through Rickman, has the irony-free resonance of Shakespeare mated with Lucas – we feel the smirk melt into something pure and unguarded and human. There’s never been a moment like that in Abrams’ creations, and that’s a limitation: this Star Trek has love and reverence, but no passion.