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Cadillac Records (2008)

Monday, March 30th, 2009

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Movie formulas can be fun, but it’s healthy to occasionally remind ourselves (as we did a few days ago) that many of them promote lifestyles not all that dissimilar from the subliminal messages in John Carpenter’s They Live. The rags-to-riches, making-of-a musician/painter/filmmaker/disgruntled genius pictures have an obvious appeal – they normally invite us to share the experience of a person, whom we already enjoy in real life, who started out as us and ended up as them. The films theoretically humanize the artist, and indirectly imply hope for us too: to transcend lives that many of us find lackluster and notably wanting in money. The pictures offer vicarious tours of fame and fortune, but there is usually an insidious puritanical streak – these films boil the artists down, promoting them to miniature Gods – using them as mascots actively promoting “good behavior”, essentially telling us to marry up, procreate, take the job and sit down. The artists, who live, live because they somehow tamed their wild-child ways (the wildness’s relation to the art always down played), and the artists who don’t, normally die. We’re invited to enjoy the musicians’ and painters’ and filmmakers’ bed hopping, drinking and drugging, but we can pat ourselves on the back too, for watching a movie that was probably nominated for an Oscar, and for accepting that the artist eventually put that nonsense away and assumed rank as a productive member of society, or…didn’t.

Cadillac Records has a few pat, prepackaged, tendencies inherited from the genre: the usual short-cutting of the significant others on the periphery of the musicians’ struggles, plantation/poverty scenes that are too movie-beautiful: muting the pain that helped to fuel the blues/rock emergence, etc.; but the picture is still a triumph, uneven, but lively and human. Writer-director Darnell Martin (I Like It Like That) is open and blessed with common sense, she doesn’t see in the musician film an opportunity to scold and rap us on the knuckles. Martin’s picture begins with a songwriter, played by Cedric the Entertainer, telling the stories of Chess Records, which will help launch Etta James, Howlin’ Wolf, Muddy Waters, Chuck Berry, etc, etc. I usually find the “in the good ‘ol days” framing to be a bit much (this reverence has killed more than one John Sayles movie), but the opening here reveals itself to fit Cadillac Records naturally, fully – the picture is in love with story, at story’s mercy, it jives and zigzags as the story of a gifted drunk on a barstool might. The picture, in its rapture with pure story, its love of character, also hints at the honest nature of how we, particularly the very talented, create art, and how the creation/consumption of art nurtures us.

The pain and uncertainty that partially drives people to create is rarely resolved (if you’ll allow me this projection) by actually creating anything – at best the ache is temporarily sated; if it was to ever be fully conquered then the art would most likely cease or stagnate (this can possibly explain the traditional drying of successful filmmakers’ creative wells). Cadillac Records, excluding a few poor scenes, gets at the creation of the music as equal parts commerce, luck, lark, savvy, and talent – that these legends became legends in a matter of fact kind of way (this is underlined at the film’s end, with Muddy’s moving surprise at his being invited to play in England – he’s transcended himself – unknowingly). Martin essentially says, and this is usually particularly uncomfortable for filmmakers to confront, that great art is partially fortuitous – a collision of commerce and emotional projection. The Hollywood denial of this principle explains why so many movies are so bad – why many, especially young, filmmakers are trying to will their films into the realm of art, for its own sake, divorced of anything else such as subtext or personal expression and need – the only need expressed in many films these days is to make money or be seen as the next Stanley Kubrick (for most young directors, the man to emulate is always Kubrick or Scorsese – they aren’t interested in airier approaches, filmmakers whose movies don’t as readily announce themselves as having been “directed”) .

Free of the cheating-in-retrospect judgment that limited Ray and Walk the Line, which, on their terms, are shrewdly, too shrewdly, worked out entertainments, the actors of Cadillac Records are allowed a rarely-experienced-in-pop-film freedom – this is the most impressively and confidently performed picture of 2008. Adrien Brody has the ironic, sometimes huckster sex appeal that he had in King of the Hill, Summer of Sam and The Darjeeling Limited, and this performance has the implied need, the invigorating in-the-moment quality, of his work in The Pianist. Beyoncé Knowles is wrong for Etta James, James had the haunted force of a woman who’d felt the pain she sang of, Knowles is too composed, too contemporary, too clearly adored and rich; and the miscasting and limitations of conception of character don’t do her any favors (they do James the way Introducing Dorothy Dandridge did Dandridge – give her one overriding Rosebud that explains everything – in both cases an inferiority complex to a white father) – but she still has a real, rare chemistry with Brody – the new white man with the money who might treat her as a whore like all the others. (There’s a wonderful moment between them in a pool room, a moment that recalls the one good scene, also in a pool room, in Talk to Me). As a stand-in for Diana Ross in Dreamgirls, Knowles was stranded – a mannequin; and though her performance as James isn’t right, it proves that Knowles is a canny performer – she can’t play James but she sure as hell can play Beyoncé Knowles, and that isn’t the qualified praise it may sound to be. She is a star.

Jeffrey Wright is Muddy Waters, and while the film is structurally about the working/tentatively personal relationship between him and Brody’s Leonard Chess, that’s really the spine for stand-alone, spin-off vignettes with the other performers – the picture’s refusal to settle into any one three-act setup is partially why it’s so striking an entertainment. Wright is commandingly aloof; he does Waters justice by forcing you to come to him without making a show of forcing you to come to him – he hints at all the stories with which a feature film can’t hope to include. Muddy’s relationship with his lover, Geneva (Gabrielle Union) rebukes the offensive domestic simplifications in Walk the Line. When Muddy’s infidelities are thrown in Geneva’s face by the unhinged Little Walter, in a bid to have her himself; her reaction doesn’t allow for quick/easy moral digestion – she’s strong and self-imprisoning.

Little Walter and Howlin’ Wolf are the pictures showiest roles, their scenes have an electricity and ambivalence reminiscent of certain moments in Mean Streets – and Columbus Short and Eamonn Walker roll with them. Little Walter has a funny-terrifying scene early on with an imitator that casts a pall over the entire film – dissolving any potential Awards glaze. Walter and Wolf are Tasmanian devils of unchecked ego – the latter possibly even more dangerous for his slickness and entitled sleight of hand (he has a bit in the studio with a band mate that, in its way, is as scary as anything Little Walter does or tries). These men have monstrous tendencies, but Short, Walker and Martin never signal them as monsters – they’re thrilling unprocessed, part of the day-to-day fabric of this way of life.

Filmmakers have been wasting the captivating, inside-himself poetry of Mos Def for several years now, so it seems perversely right that he play Chuck Berry – a legend never fully allowed his due. Def’s Berry isn’t much of the movie’s (lean) running time, but he paints the picture’s human commerce-art themes most vividly. Berry’s resentment and tucking away linger, we miss him and his sideways jokes and his womanizing, and the squandering of this role is allowed to equivocate, without effort, the hampering of Berry’s own talent.

We’ve all complained of lazy biographies that get our stars wrong while pandering to our stupidest secret desires that everything figure out tangibly in the end. Martin has made the rare biopic that’s curious; she revels in the right aspects of pop filmmaking – the accessibility, the polish, the compulsive interest in story – and abandons most of what has become thoughtlessly corrupt. Cadillac Records isn’t sentimental because Martin has the sense and insight to acknowledge that the creation of art is not all in the name of self-actualization. Most filmmakers, the filmmakers of Ray and Walk the Line included, use art as the MacGuffin in a caterpillar/butterfly scenario – Martin doesn’t condescend, to us or to her amazing subjects – art is also a means to an end, a way to hopefully scrounge some extra cash on the side, to buy bread or booze, to get laid, maybe even get the artists out of the traditionally thankless, awful jobs they’re trapped in. Martin acknowledges the real practicalities, but also sees that the music had to have been created, as a natural reaction to the action – a release of the toxicity that was building in these men and women from the poverty and extraordinary racism and their own imperfections. Cadillac Records ends; and not one musician is traditionally “redeemed” in a conventional sense, they’re all dramatically redeemed, they’re allowed spark and contradiction, they’re allowed to be bastards. The singers and songwriters and producers of Chess Records, these men and women who’d create some of the most enduring American music of all time, while in the grips of lovers and drugs and violence and self-consciousness and greed, are more exhilarating and encouraging than the usual fantasies – the picture suggests what other films pretend to – that everyone is wrestling the same blood urges.

I Love You, Man (2009)

Friday, March 27th, 2009

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Is the romantic comedy, with its insistence that people put their whims aside, doing exactly what it is that everyone else does – everyone else normally being defined as miserable – effectively sewing their mouths and individualities shut, the most casually socially damaging of the taken-for-granted formulas? There are few romantic comedies that show much regard for sex, romance, and compassion, they are normally about maintaining status quo – having a wife or husband and kids so the jacket and latte crowd won’t whisper around you before the 10 am conference. Why do people pay to see these? To be told – suggestively – that only attractive people are entitled to love? To watch as the characters closest to representing most of us are sidelined and ridiculed?

A recent inevitable, understandable, reaction to the romantic comedy has been the bros-know-best glory of the slob picture that usually pretends to subvert the practices of the rom-com, only to wind up courting hypocrisy in other directions, or, worse, indulging the same old hypocrisy for an easy ending. The rom-com shallowly trumpets conformity; the slob-com shallowly trumpets self-serving reaction to conformity that’s just another, more “in”, breed of conformity. The slob comedy encourages elitism in the have-nots – the people who can’t put the tie on and go to work – but it is still another form of snobbery – and just as suspect.

If I’m hard on the Apatow crowd, who have undeniably drastically altered the American film comedy landscape, it’s because they have the talent and pull to stage a revolution and are settling for a spit-shine on the same old crap. (Revolutions don’t pay as well.) Last year’s Role Models, not an Apatow picture but clearly following suit and featuring several of his alumni, was half a good movie – a surprisingly profane, caustic send up of the usual self-congratulatory guilty-white-man-saves-himself-by-condescending-to-a-minority pictures. Predictably, Role Models eventually became exactly what it was initially upending, with a conclusion that, in case we get uncomfortable, telegraphs: We didn’t mean it.

Paul Rudd, a recent Apatow man, starred in Role Models, and now headlines I Love You, Man with Jason Segel, himself an Apatow collaborator since Freaks and Geeks, and more recently of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I Love You, Man was co-written and directed by John Hamburg, recently the co-screenwriter of the gross Meet the Parents series, as well as writer-director of the fitfully amusing Along Came Polly. Once upon a time, Hamburg wrote and directed the charming Safe Men, the picture that gave Paul Giamatti the best character name he’s yet to play (“Veal Chop”). I Love You, Man is a mixture of Hamburg’s appealing ease and the skunky sitcom irony he’s learned to produce on demand for grand paychecks. This picture is unusually mildly paced, with no particular climax (a relief), with a surprisingly awed, forgiving, though typically befuddled, attitude towards its terrific female cast (Jane Curtain, Jaime Pressly, Rashida Jones).

The comma in the title tips you off to the movie’s skittishness – it’s hard to sort the subversion from the cliché in I Love You, Man. Hamburg may be slyly playing sex roles both ways – understanding the only way to sell a gay romance to the mass public is to go.just.this.shy. of all the way. Every character inhabits a typical romantic comedy role: Curtain and J.K Simmons are the requisite oddball/mildly disapproving parents (almost always portrayed by character actors) of the hero (Rudd) who doesn’t quite act as society would have him (he’s too suggestively gay, wanting to nosh with his fiancé’s girlfriends). Jones is the hero’s sexually non-threatening significant other, who, in a straight movie, would be discarded at the end for the Liberated/Liberating Other (in this case Segel), who teaches the hero to play by society’s rules by not playing by society’s rules (these pictures again always selling conformity with a chaser of non-conformity). There’s also the scene-stealing gay sidekick, who, in a clever variation that should have been elaborated on, is the only clearly alpha-hetero character in the movie: the hero’s brother, played by Andy Samberg, who lands men in a fashion typically associated with straight men’s more shamelessly predatory pursuits. I Love You, Man is essentially Along Came Polly with a man in the Jennifer Aniston role. The only other notable difference being that Rudd/Segel fall far more believably in love than Stiller/Aniston.

The ultimate joke; and it’s a good one, is that Rudd is pressured by society to shape up, act the man, and, over the course of doing so, is emboldened to more closely behave as who he naturally is. Pressured to be a conventional man, Rudd becomes happier and healthier – more fully gay. The wedding ending, standard in these movies, is brushed aside so that Rudd and Segel can profess their love for one another – though, again, with that safe, qualifying comma in between the words. Hamburg mixes a few social pressure points: the loneliness of stranded straight married men, the awkwardness of negotiating the sexual motives of someone you haven’t seen in a while, and the potential homoeroticism of wanting to retreat back to your boys.

On more casual surface terms, I Love You, Man is just ok – its most progressive quality is the suggestion that the gay population is as entitled to generic movie-hash as straight audiences – there’s no self-conscious filmmaker trailblazing here, as there was in In & Out (which this movie resembles), Brokeback Mountain and Milk. But the implication of what Hamburg may be trying to do: fusing his own oddball tendencies with Meet the Parents obviousness with Apatow with just a pinch of accidental Sirk – goes along with the terrific lead performances to enliven things. Rudd, normally a commanding wise-ass, doesn’t wink at us as wise-ass’s playing nerds normally do – he has conviction, it’s a vulnerable, memorable performance. (Rudd has a writer’s-secret-weapon talent for redeeming bad lines.) Segel, wonderful in Freaks and Geeks, funny with his one-note in Knocked Up, indulgent and creepy in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, intentionally isn’t remotely believable as a gay-straight/homeless-rich super-stud, but his surprising sincerity and restraint compliment Rudd. It’s a testament to Hamburg’s welcome empathy that Segel, the big party-boy lug with an unusual, hard-to-pin-down grace, even inadvertently washes a bit of Jones’ repression away. I Love You, Man is one of the few of these movies to bother to lend the girlfriend’s marginalization a brief, moving implication. Sadly, that’s noteworthy.

Ashes of Time Redux (2008)

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

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On the dvd extras, director Wong Kar-Wai says the source material for his Ashes of Time is an epic martial arts fable – a “Chinese Lord of the Rings“. The picture Kar-Wai actually made, with only a handful of characters and a 90 minute running time, still manages to approximate the sort of density of event and feeling that we associate with the word “epic”, only without the typical self-conscious laboring that prompts critics to overuse the word. Ashes of Time Redux – I’ve never seen the original, I can’t offer a comparison – is a fevered romantic roundelay – no surprise to Kar-Wai fans – an action picture that reverses the meaning of most action in most action pictures. The blood-letting of most pictures is an orgasm – a release of the hate and vengeance that’s been simmering since the last burst of mayhem. Kar-Wai’s blood letting, which is shot by Christopher Doyle and choreographed by Sammo Hung, is orgasmic in the way we wished more romances were and in the way that Ang Lee, all his good intentions aside, didn’t quite bring off in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Leave it to Wong Kar-Wai to redeem ultra-violence as a barometer of romantic loss.

Watching Ashes of Time Redux, which is every bit as good as anything the director has made, it occurred to me why Wong Kar-Wai is such a turn on for cinephiles. He’s essentially a postmodernist devoid of irony. Godard exhilarated with his audacious ability to bend the medium to his means, but the ambiguity of his most powerful films was in his equal embrace/rejection of the medium he worked in and loved and didn’t quite trust – Godard’s endings glamorously let you down. Kar-Wai is as sensitive to the lies of cinema but uses that sensitivity to cast a consciously more seductive spell – he uses that sensitivity to feel for our defenses against hokum and find the chinks in our armor. Kar-Wai’s pictures are generally about people who find themselves in the daydreams of their youth just as they finally gathered the resolve to reject them – and they’re too overwhelmed to savor them – they squander their movie dreams the way we squander our fleeting, casual real-life pleasures.

Kar-Wai is a post-modern filmmaker who still lets it all hang out – he doesn’t hide behind his intelligence. Watching Kar-Wai’s pictures recalls the image of Nick Nolte in Scorsese’s fabulous “Life Lessons” portion of New York Stories – of a passionate tormented artist splattering himself against the canvas as the rock blares (a purposeful, loving/satiric cliché on Scorsese/screenwriter Richard Price’s part). Kar-Wai risks laughter – his pictures have a stunning over-beauty – every image in every Kar-Wai picture appears to represent the most simultaneously painful/beautiful moment of a particularly fragile manic depressive. Every image is an iconic summing up of everything that’s been stewing in the characters for the past ninety seconds. Images are slowed down/sped up, but it never feels showy – Kar-Wai’s characters are trying, desperately, to keep up with the flow of life, to drink in the beauty their anxieties block from them. It’s no surprise that a Kar-Wai film should be called Ashes of Time – that could be the title of any of his pictures.

I’m not too interested in addressing the picture’s story or events, I’m usually not, because that would mislead: painting Ashes as any one of a hundred martial arts pictures, even the ones, like this one, that have been made by iconoclasts driven to take the conventions in other directions. The film is full of betrayals and hired assassins, full of the longing and passion we expect from Kar-Wai (an image of a woman stroking her horse – a stand-in for a lover – is more erotic than any scene between two American humans in years), which eventually gives way to those beautiful fight scenes. The film has so many ellipses and flashbacks and forwards that you, as one usually does in a Wong Kar-Wai picture, lose track of time and of conventional one-thing-into-another plot development. Kar-Wai is interested more in what Kaufman/Gondry also achieved in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind – diving into memory with its eccentricities and inaccuracies and biases. I never quite sorted out the characters’ relationships to one another in Ashes of Time, and I never quite decided if most of the characters were projections of the hero, a heartbroken swordsman beautifully played by Leslie Cheung, but none of that matters. Structurally, Ashes of Time resembles an album – several songs of the same concern – in this case, a romantic bafflement: the battle of love and self-absorption and the acknowledgement that they are one in the same.

Watchmen (2009)

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

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Zack Snyder’s adaptation of Watchmen springs from a syndrome that’s strangling action movies – particularly ones taken from comic books. Revisionism is the current fad: to pretend to challenge the inherent fascism and narrow-mindedness and S&M kink of superheroes while still celebrating said fascism with all kinds of asexual mega-awesome-uber-cool explosions and gymnastics to ensure that the people keep coming, while the critics sing of the pictures’ ambition. This hypocrisy has always existed in the vigilante film, and recently the doubt and nihilism of a few of the famous 1970s pictures has been franchised out – crossbred with the cheeseball 1980s action movie to produce a strain of action picture that has neither the bite of the nihilist nor the pleasure of disreputable escapist stupidity. We’re in the age of the humorless, self-conscious, vaguely-political-only-when-it-suits-our-purpose action picture that most people have been falling for, believing these pictures have something for everyone, when they really have nothing for no one. These pictures are ego-cash driven franchises of gloom rooted in their filmmakers’ desires to be auteurs, but auteurs who make the money of hacks, selling despair for edge, for a hip quotient, without any interest in exploring any kind of authentic human condition or behavior; though the directors pretend to, pitching the “darkness of the soul” or “the dehumanizing nature of violence”, words with about as much value and meaning as “the brotherhood of man”. It’s time these buzz phrases be challenged, because the directors never truly challenge anything themselves. The nature, of vengeance especially, is challenged only to be obtained anyway. The Dark Knight is a Batman movie that’s supposedly rooted in Bush anxieties, and many cited the scene where Batman eavesdrops on Gotham’s civilians as an example of its maturity. But the scene functions primarily as a necessary plot thrust to get Batman to the right place at the right time for the big, barely coherent ending. The Morgan Freeman character voices the hypocrisy so the eggheads will catch the film’s authors’ intentions, but the filmmakers still enjoy the fruits of the cliché they make overtures of questioning, which is why the picture is never more than bitter, occasionally effective brute genre filmmaking.

Watchmen furthers the reservations I had of The Dark Knight (of which I was too kind) last summer – Snyder’s picture is a fashion parade of pointlessly convoluted doom, with real history sprinkled in tastelessly for the illusion of topicality. Watchmen is of course taken from the celebrated Alan Moore-David Gibbons comic book, and though Moore isn’t quite the genius his fans insist he is, he’s a feverish craftsman – a crank with an uncanny command of sleight of hand-hall of mirrors narrative density. There’s little mystery as to why comic geeks and filmmakers worship Moore so – his books, which also include From Hell and V for Vendetta, make nearly everything else in the game look anemic by comparison. Moore overwrites like mad, and his characters have a habit of sounding like Soc. students who didn’t quite make it to the last class, but his redemption lies in his self-doubt, he never takes his own preoccupations for granted, he doubles back, and then doubles back again – parodying his parodies which he still authentically, without irony, believes in – leaving you with something that can tie you in genre knots. Moore writes as a man ashamed of his passions, but he doesn’t deny the passions or the shame – the conflict of his work is legitimate – his Watchmen has a pat, goth-The Day the Earth Stood Still humanity, but there is a humanity, a pleading, juvenile hopelessness encased in the center of a virtuosic jewel. Moore’s Watchmen gives you an idea of what that fabled Orson Welles Batman might have been.

Stripped of the parlor games – the Nixon alterna-history, the multiple points-of-view within points-of-view, Watchmen is essentially the best plea for vigilantism-as-cure-for-vigilantism I’ve read in panel form. But it’s still a well-crafted bitter, schematic rant, and the scheme is all that Snyder has maintained in his film, he misses that Moore’s meta structure – media within media within media – was most of the point; he abandons the comics’ organization, which was probably necessary, but fails to find a cinematic counterpart – because he’s too fussy about shallow “fidelity” to the material – he gets most of the plot, misses all of the meaning. The sense of genre humor is notably missing, and that’s because Snyder bit off more than just Watchmen, he also imposes a 1980s Blade Runner chic that doesn’t make any thematic sense onto the project. Watchmen should be faster and jumpier, nervous and schizophrenic, with half the story just barely eluding you, Snyder’s too busy endlessly replicating specific comic panels to the nth, embarrassingly anal retentively literal, degree.

Snyder pulled this kind of a stunt – a steal from Robert Rodriguez’s adaptation of Sin City – on his last picture too, the Frank Miller 300. That picture was awful but it didn’t much matter because there wasn’t much there to begin with. Watchmen confirms Snyder as a mindless fiddler – he’s an R-rated George Lucas. It doesn’t matter to Snyder that Watchmen and 300 are polar opposites thematically – all that registers to him is that both are opportunities for blowhard visual blowouts – 500 percent extravaganzas in supercalifragilistic badass! 300 was literal macho porn to begin with, so a hyper imagination-free approach pounding the notes into submission doesn’t matter, because there are barely any notes to begin with – just the submission and considerable noise, which is enough for the people who take it seriously. The Watchmen book, which still buys into the conveniences of pulp swaggering machismo but has a sense of play and suggestion of satire, can’t hold under that sort of judgment-free fetishizing – the humor is predictably tossed and you’re left with something earnest and unintentionally funny: camp. Tonally, Snyder’s Watchmen resembles the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie if it had mistaken itself for Citizen Kane.

Snyder’s let’s-not-lose-one-thing approach, which comes from a hypersensitivity to property that’s nurtured by the spiritually-mentally repressed on the internet (a recent issue of Wired contemplates the shock waves that could be felt in the geek community by altering a gun on the Nite Owl’s vehicle), immediately loses the only thing that matters in any material – the drive, the intent, the pulse – his last few pictures, made with fanboy coddling in mind, are tedious fusions of books on tape and wax museums. Snyder has potential; his remake of Dawn of the Dead, while again predictably jettisoning the source’s humor, was still a nasty, well paced, tough little customer (it’s better than any of the actual Romero films that people have been pretending to like for the last twenty years.) But 300 and Watchmen both suffer from a lapse in what should be common sense – actual books, ones without pictures, obviously demand the most interaction from their readers, but comic books still require a connecting of the dots, the literal just-the-source-material consideration is doomed to failure, at least when you’re trying to connect to the audience emotionally, as the Watchmen movie clearly means to.

This should be obvious, but a comic book is not already a movie – it’s a medium that requires from the filmmakers reconfiguring and interpretation – actual thought. The creative muscles must be flexed as with anything else, intimidation of and love for the material isn’t enough. The characters need to be more than actors posed in the same positions as the drawings; they need to resemble humans in the way that we expect them to in all other movies. The comic book-obsessed have a curious double standard: they want their comic movies to be taken as seriously as all other movies but exempt from the standards that all other movies are held to (and Lord, does that include Star Wars fans, if I ever have to hear “well, it’s a Star Wars movie” as justification again, even from good friends). The movie of Sin City worked because, despite the much publicized loyalty to the text, there was connective tissue: Rodriguez’s own giddy exclamation over the material – his love for that dirty, ridiculous comic is more genuine, more exhilarating, and more personal than most more consciously art house autobiographies released in any given year – it’s id as nearly brilliant faux-art. Snyder’s Watchmen is skittish, cluttered, and eager to please, with an impression of hands being thrown in the air: this is as close to that damn book as I can possibly get!

Snyder doesn’t allow one moment to be casual, there are no incidental, fleeting pleasures. The actors are stranded, and the dialogue is awful, awkwardly spoken from text designed to be read, and the action over-choreographed and foley edited in that sub-Matrix way that will be familiar to those who saw 300. Even a sex scene between two characters, in a giant owl head, is denied any kind of chemistry – they’re blocked in a fashion that resembles the fuck-fest in Fight Club (often imitated, but the original scene was a joke) while a Leonard Cohen song attempts to furnish something in the way of feeling. The villains and heroes of Watchmen are all tarnished figures of both the real and fantasy world: confused, destroyed, lost, lonely (Darren Aronofsky was rumored to direct at one point, and I bet he really would have done something with the Mars segment) but we only get that on a dull, expository level. It’s all cluttered inhuman superhero tropes.

And it needs to be asked: why are people so willing to line up time and time again for these sorts of pictures while a Rachel Getting Married or a Shotgun Stories or a The Wrestler is barely released? What do people get out of these shoddy, murky, feel-bad tent pole pictures? The most typical response is the unbearably lazy “we have awful lives and jobs and kids and drink and eat too much and we don’t want movies we have to think about, we just want to be entertained goddammit!” reasoning. But why do these people, who apparently resent thinking on their off time so much, so happily pluck down hard earned money for pictures, such as The Dark Knight and Watchmen, with plot logistics requiring far more sorting out than The Godfather or The Seven Samurai? In other words, why do people avoid these desperately under-seen, actually human, movies only to rush out to films that expend the same emotion and time over absolutely nothing? At least a Sin City or a Spider-man 2 knows what it is, and takes the form to dizzy heights, Watchmen is the worst type of “escapism”: no nonsense nonsense.

What Just Happened, Choke (2008)

Saturday, March 7th, 2009

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Few can take it as far as Robert De Niro in the right role – he plumbs our deep hang-ups with the kind of wild poetry that only a part-mad driven great actor can. People are understandably grateful for the wonderful De Niro performances – Mean Streets, Godfather II, Taxi Driver, Jackie Brown – so grateful they tend to overlook the man’s limitations. De Niro is so pent up, tormented, preoccupied with the brilliance of every actor, including himself, that he’s incapable of play, of in the moment seize the day peace – of relaxation. That was the entire joke of the difficult-to-endure Meet the Parents films, and Tarantino used it to canny, dangerous-funny-electric effect in Brown. Can you imagine a drink with De Niro that isn’t tinged with subtext or regret, that isn’t charged with some possibly-unfathomable-to-you ticking resentment?

This can be the problem with the Earth bound gods of our various artistic pursuits: they’re brilliant with the big stuff, total aliens with the day to day crap that humanizes us. Pacino gets around it by hiding the effort, and, truthfully, I’ve always enjoyed Al Pacino more anyway – an awful Pacino performance has more to offer than the best most actors will ever give us. There’s life, exuberance, to even the stupidest Pacino performance. You don’t begrudge Pacino paycheck work the way you might certain other performers because you can hardly imagine him being able to resist – it’s a lark, an indulgence, for Pacino, but an indulgence that isn’t elitist – it’s an indulgence that springs from passion for the work, tempered with a wisdom of experience that implies: oh, what’s a silly picture now and then between friends? Righteous Kill, which is every bit as unwatchable and depressing as you’ve heard, tells us all: Pacino spits his lines, rehashes a little hoo-ah and clocks out, De Niro labors on, sweaty, puffy miserable – and all you can do is pray that he didn’t log too much field time with real cops and whores for such a ridiculous movie. Bad Pacino is an old master having fun, bad De Niro is just plain unpleasant: waste.

What Just Happened isn’t much of a movie, literally, it’s an insider Hollywood picture with little inside and little Hollywood, all fictionalized real episodes from producer-screenwriter Art Linson (based on his book) that have been toyed around with so much they tell us nothing either dramatically or factually (the intention was probably somewhere between the two) but the surprise of De Niro here almost compensates for the rampant pointlessness that’s become typical of a Barry Levinson movie. De Niro is leaner than he’s been for a while, and while that may sound cheap, it seems pertinent to his work, excluding the pictures where weight gain was an intentional. The heavier De Niro seems self-conscious even for him, and more needy and desperate. The leaner De Niro, the fox of Heat and Ronin, is far more preferable, and that’s the De Niro that shows up for What Just Happened. Playing a harried A-list producer, he combines the work-first precision of Heat with a bit of the shagginess of Jackie Brown – De Niro here has an air of self-parody (he’s the great actor being bullied by everyone else, the simultaneously smartest and most helpless character in the movie) that’s more subtle than we’re accustomed to from most of his other terrible recent comedies. De Niro has a great kinda calculating, kinda tight-assed moment in a bathroom with an enterprising knockout – his complimenting her alma mater is the one legitimate laugh in the film.

Otherwise, What Just Happened is one of those pictures where the best that can be said is of the bad clichés it thankfully manages to avoid – it’s a Hollywood picture that’s refreshingly free of the “miracle of what we do” self-congratulation that can be so wearying. Most of the all-star cast behaves exactly as you’d expect save one: Michael Wincott, long underrated, takes the pretentious filmmaker role and breathes it through with surprising conviction, particularly in a final cut freak out that’s authentically unnerving – he gives the movie horror stories a human face without underselling the self-delusion of his own character (a tricky feat).

Sam Rockwell’s made a career of self-delusional, as well as from the implication that he’s one movie away from becoming a major actor (and he has an amazing Cheshire cat grin). I think Rockwell has it in him to become our generation’s Elliott Gould, an ironic hipster prince, but will he ever get the director or film? Is David O. Russell reading? I watched Rockwell in Choke the same night I caught De Niro in What Just Happened, and I accidentally happened upon a thematic double bill: both are defanged nothing pictures of loaded subject matter with bits and pieces and a few good actors. Clark Gregg, an actor himself who also appears here, adapted and directed Choke from the Chuck Palahniuk novel, and he’s found in Palahniuk’s overheated soap the story of a sleazy but generally well-meaning guy who anesthetizes his loneliness (he’s got mommy issues) with frequent sex, which he partially subsidizes with the local sexaholics anonymous chapter. I’m no fan of Palahniuk, or David Fincher’s Fight Club, but Fincher did undeniably do the work honest: his showy syntax as closely approximating a writer’s prose as any I can immediately recall. Gregg loses the outlandish plot turns – writing them off with insanity – and turns the story into a morally pat Alfie. Gregg’s Choke is a dubious achievement: how anyone could make a film out of Palahniuk with Rockwell, Bijou Phillips and Anjelica Huston this distressingly square is beyond me.