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In the bracing American Splendor, Harvey Pekar told us that he doesn’t buy that personal growth-through-difficulty crap – he’d trade growth for a little happiness. What a refreshing bit of common sense that is, from someone who’s clearly acquainted with pain on a level more intimate than abstract. The real problem with most of the star-studded Oscar wannabes hounding the theatres this time of year isn’t the budgets or the moralizing, or even the laughable conviction that reaffirming the most obvious tenets of life in the most obvious ways is somehow something new – the issue with these pictures is what all of those smaller problems compound to release – a blind, senseless, egotistical, smothering emotional stupidity that’s (hopefully unintentionally) insensitive and occasionally even sadistic. These pictures, which seem to always add insult to injury with running times that exceed two and a half hours, are buffets of tragedy, samplers, with a little something bound to tickle the secret pains and what-ifs in everyone; never mind that nothing’s ever actually explored or challenged beyond the presupposed two or three word poster-tagline at hand in these pictures; the heavy-osity of the subject matter will do most of the work for the filmmakers, and for certain audiences, who are more than happy to have an awful time in the service of expelling those trapped tears.
Filmmakers caught up in Oscar fever will name check any and all societal disturbances to scratch those tear ducts. David Fincher, the director of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and Eric Roth, the screenwriter, announce their desperation and indifference to taste or any particular emotional texture in the opening, establishing the obligatory flashback-diary framework. It isn’t enough that a woman is about to expire, or that her daughter is reading something from the distant past to her, or that there’s clearly choked, undefined regret between the two; Hurricane Katrina must also be referenced, for lazy topicality, for art-house sleight of hand, and because it’s one more thing to toss into the stew.
The diary is Benjamin Button’s, a child born as an old man who grows younger and younger until briefly attaining, mid-life and mid-point of the film, the Dorian Grayish hunkiness of Brad Pitt. Pitt’s looks have been expounded on endlessly, reaching self-parody even in some of the actor’s more knowing roles – but he’s never had the tribute that Fincher, who directed him in Seven and Fight Club, gives him here. Pitt’s age has caught up with him in a best of every world fashion – his wrinkles and edges only add visually and empathetically pleasing contrasts – giving him just enough grit to elude pretty boy blandness, while still more than up to occupying chief residence in most straight female moviegoer’s minds – he’s a Ken doll toasted in the toaster oven for just a few seconds. Pitt’s an astute movie star, possibly the most astute current movie star save George Clooney (no surprise they work together often); his range is narrow, but he knows just what to hold back to lure the audience in – he’s a void, but a purposeful one, a void who lends our voids the sexy torture that only a genetically blessed star can. It’s a testament to Pitt’s knowing that I run into more men who admire him than women. Men can sympathize with Pitt because, while he looks nothing like most men, he projects a sense of rootless ache that most men can respond to, Pitt aches in the way men wish they could – he has the illusion of lending men his sex appeal. Men forgive Brad Pitt of his looks, because he doesn’t seem to coast on them, or even really enjoy them. Pitt suffers, but he, and here’s the balance, doesn’t suffer too much, because then we’d resent his self-pity.
I go on because its Pitt’s appear-to-shrink-from-the-camera approach that keeps Benjamin Button going as well as it does, I can’t think of another star, or even a major actor, who could do so well with this conceit of this character. Some of the critics who’ve fallen for the film (it’s got enough funerals, wide shots, and special effects to inspire cries of “masterpiece”) have, ironically, implied that Pitt is a liability, a passenger in his own film. That nature, of life floating away from Button, is the one thing that transcends the script’s stillborn platitudes. Benjamin is always, excluding middle age, the wrong age at the wrong time, left in a continual state of “?”, of constant sideline. Benjamin, a man who’s always about to die, is always trying to die with a minimum of fuss and embarrassment. Pitt’s old man, the star of the first third or so of the film, isn’t convincing, but he’s unconvincing in a way that works in the picture’s favor – in that old man we see one of our biggest stars trapped, searching for a release – curious, matter-of-fact, taking each and every day as a bonus round but mindful never to enjoy it too much, he must knock on wood to numb the loss he’s been conditioned, through his affliction, to expect.
Pitt’s eyes, his stifled yet engaged voice, and his odd little old man’s walk tell us all of this; but Fincher and Roth don’t trust him, they fill every other character’s mouth with the little bon-bons we’ve come to expect, most of which are, best case, meaningless, worst case pointedly false. Taraji P. Henson, a beautiful, talented jangled nerve of an actress, is stuck with this picture’s most asinine noble black role. African American experience in the early 1900s, particularly the potential fallout for a black woman adopting a deformed white child, are ignored for whimsy that recalls possibly Spielberg’s worst few minutes: the “Kick the Can” segment of Twilight Zone: The Movie. Even at his sloppiest, Spielberg most likely would’ve gotten something out of the Henson-Pitt dynamic (there’s a scene here that also recalls A.I.) but Fincher, burdened with a never ending series of barely connected episodes that barely have anything to do with the age gimmick, doesn’t give himself any time, he has no feel for this stuff, he doesn’t buy it any more than I did. People come and go, primarily to die for Benjamin’s (and our) fabled growth.
The picture eventually turns into a romance in which we wait for two pretty things to lose prettiness that most of us were never blessed with anyway. The old woman from the beginning turns out to be Benjamin’s true love – Daisy, played for the most part by Cate Blanchett; and Blanchett, every bit the movie star Pitt is as well as a considerably more durable actor – gives good heartache. Fincher composes them as statues chasing each other, tumbling together, pushing one another away – what was once a joke (in one of the sex scenes in Fight Club, in which Pitt and Helena Bonham Carter appear, mid-copulation in slow-mo, as some sort of H.R. Giger inspired sculpture) has now been spit-shined for the masses, with, as I wrote last week, irony removed (Oscar voters aren’t high on irony). I didn’t much like Fight Club either, but that hypocritical picture was at least alive, and appeared to be fighting itself over what it actually meant. Benjamin Button is deadly serious, a mannequin romance that’s insultingly meant to stand for universal existential despair.
And that last sentence is the rub. I like flimsy, artificial, sex appeal and heated loss and neat digital aging effects as much as the next moviegoer, but I get a little huffy when filmmakers drink their own Kool-Aid and take their tricks as something other than diversion. I get huffier when loaded subject matter is name-checked frivolously, when the filmmakers could have spent that time actually selling us their romance. We believe that Blanchett and Pitt should be together for one reason: because they are the only person of the opposite gender equal to the other physically. F. Scott Fitzgerald, who wrote the story that served as loose inspiration here, mourned and satirized (and dug, but he fought it) that sort of material fascism. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, David Fincher’s worst picture, expects us to weep for its passing, with a shot of a dying baby to seal the deal. The Fight Club bruisers would’ve thrown a Molotov cocktail at this thing.




